Welcome to @CripplerJones
This section right here? It’s filler, it is. But there’s some good stuff to come. Just you wait and see.
Eventually, I’ll use this space to explain more about the goings-on behind this website. In the mean time, enjoy the gift of Milhouse – animated in all his digital glory – playing Bonestorm on his SEGA Genesis, ad infinitum.
You can’t put a price on that kind of joy. You just can’t.
Perry Piekarski (CripplerJones)
@CripplerJones Founder | Executive Editor
A long-time fan of The Simpsons and equally enthusiastic about video games, Perry has been doing this blogging thing for a long time – even if you haven’t heard of him before now.
Perry hopes @CripplerJones can become an oasis for gamers to enjoy sincere, video game-related content produced by individuals who love this hobby as much as you do.
Perry currently resides in Philadelphia, PA with his wife and cat. His favorite games include Final Fantasy VI, Muramasa, Portal, Pokémon, Bravely Default, and The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
Richard Schupp (KidRickarus)
Editor at Large
Richard Schupp is a one-man army. Playing games like Dark Souls and something obscure you haven’t heard of, he spends his not-so-free time teaching students the good word in Japan. Richard currently resides in Tokyo.
Mike Winans (Tensa)
Mike Winans is a mystery wrapped in an enigma encased in a Rubik’s Cube. While little is known about this man – nay, this legend – two things are certain: He really likes League of Legends and the color green.
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